Rated: G •



Summary: At least Gears finally laughs. That's all I'm going to say.
Categories: Beast Machines,
Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: ComedyLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 109 |
Hits: 1011 |
Published: 20/01/03 |
Updated: 20/01/03
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Rated: G •




Summary: The Legacy Crew meet some very strange new friends.
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: DramaLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 7633 |
Hits: 1369 |
Published: 02/01/02 |
Updated: 02/01/02
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Rated: G •



Summary: The Constructicons deal with life in the aftermath of Beast Machines.
Categories: Beast Machines,
Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: DramaLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1187 |
Hits: 864 |
Published: 11/04/04 |
Updated: 11/04/04
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Rated: G •




Summary: A quasi-SNAD fic (but justified.) Indirect sequel to "Wrath of the Fallen One," just how much left is Starscream, and how much is still Skyfire? Illustrated.
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Romance and AdventureLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4184 |
Hits: 1416 |
Published: 18/08/02 |
Updated: 18/08/02
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Rated: G •
Summary: Review of one of *several* BM Optimus Primal figures.
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: No |
Words: 638 |
Hits: 701 |
Published: 26/01/10 |
Updated: 26/01/10
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Rated: G •
Summary: Review of the Happy Meal premium figure.
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 266 |
Hits: 559 |
Published: 30/04/08 |
Updated: 30/04/08
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Rated: G •
Summary: Short review of the kid's meal premium.
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 82 |
Hits: 542 |
Published: 12/04/06 |
Updated: 12/04/06
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Rated: G •
Summary: Review of the kid's meal premium.
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 120 |
Hits: 629 |
Published: 15/04/06 |
Updated: 15/04/06
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Rated: G •
Summary: That's right - they're still turning up.
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 266 |
Hits: 565 |
Published: 30/04/08 |
Updated: 30/04/08
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Rated: G •
Summary: Review of the Happy Meal premium.
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 266 |
Hits: 458 |
Published: 30/04/08 |
Updated: 30/04/08
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Rated: G •
Summary: Review of the kids' meal promo
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: No |
Words: 444 |
Hits: 391 |
Published: 14/09/10 |
Updated: 14/09/10
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Rated: G •
Summary: A name and face is placed on the aliens once known as the Unknown and their relation to the Transformers is revealed. Optimus Prime and Megatron meet the now named Destrons and their General Starcrusher who pits the two leaders against each other in a fig
Categories: Beast Machines,
Generation One,
Beast Wars
Characters: None
Genre: DramaLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4148 |
Hits: 777 |
Published: 13/11/02 |
Updated: 13/11/02
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Rated: G •
Summary: This is one of the best beasts from the Beast Machines line, and has grown on me since I first got it. It's a mega packaged, deluxe toy for the price of a basic, but even for a mega it's not a bad toy - just small.
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1325 |
Hits: 602 |
Published: 17/03/04 |
Updated: 17/03/04
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Rated: G •


Summary: Megatron dies at the hands of a all-powerful Transformer.
Now both Maximals and Vehicons combine forces against the unstoppable threat!
But is Dragon Megatron's spark really this easily destroyed?
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Romance and AdventureLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 7477 |
Hits: 1071 |
Published: 16/03/03 |
Updated: 16/03/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: Attention to detail and great poseability are the strongest points of most Beast Machines toys, and Mirage is no exception. Both modes also look good and Mirage has great engineering for a basic.
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 915 |
Hits: 545 |
Published: 23/06/04 |
Updated: 23/06/04
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Rated: G •
Summary: The mole mode is cute and pretty decent for what it is - even if it's nothing like an actual mole. The weapon mode is forgettable and the projectile location is very dubious.
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: Mol (BM)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 758 |
Hits: 756 |
Published: 23/02/05 |
Updated: 23/02/05
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Rated: G •
Summary: A soliloquy from Primal Prime, sung to the tune of White Zombie's "More Human Than Human."
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Song ParodyLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 151 |
Hits: 736 |
Published: 15/01/04 |
Updated: 15/01/04
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Rated: G •
Summary: A fairly unusual Transformer, Motorcycle Drone features great colours, some nice engineering and a lot of interesting design elements. In a lot of ways it's better than the toy it's mimicking, and is sufficiently different from Thrust
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: Motorcycle Drone (BM)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1066 |
Hits: 757 |
Published: 24/06/04 |
Updated: 24/06/04
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Rated: G •



Summary: Megatron leads an assault on Washington DC alerting the Darkstars to protect the President at all costs but when the Autobots arrive on the scene Megatron's true intentions are revealed.
Categories: Beast Machines,
Generation One,
Beast Wars
Characters: None
Genre: DramaLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2379 |
Hits: 838 |
Published: 30/09/02 |
Updated: 30/09/02
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Rated: G •




Summary: On a seemingly insignificant world, the first creature capable of naming things awakens to the concept of names. And then her world is destroyed.... Elements of the Furman issues of the comic and the Beast Machines show are employed here.
Categories: Beast Machines,
Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: DramaLocation: Library
Series: Tales of the Intermezzo
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1454 |
Hits: 1027 |
Published: 01/01/02 |
Updated: 01/01/02
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Rated: G •
Summary: Devastator takes on the Predacons and Optimus Prime and Rodimus Prime face off. The Vehicon general Jetstorm reveals himself as the master mind behind the Invasion and his new ally Darkstar reveals his plan to defeat their enemies once and for all!
Categories: Beast Machines,
Generation One,
Beast Wars
Characters: None
Genre: DramaLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3600 |
Hits: 607 |
Published: 03/07/03 |
Updated: 03/07/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: Optimus Prime, Hardhead, Rattrap and Turbofire investigate an abandoned Destron base on the moon which harvests transdimensional energy. Megatron is close behind and wants to wield the energy for himself but the Destrons leave a few surprises for both par
Categories: Beast Machines,
Generation One,
Beast Wars
Characters: None
Genre: DramaLocation: Library
Series: Transformers Heavy Metal Wars S2
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3341 |
Hits: 810 |
Published: 14/02/03 |
Updated: 14/02/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: It took three attempts to get it right, but this toy takes the somewhat bizarre concept of Beast Machines Cheetor and makes it work. There are some flaws but the colours are great and the gimmicks work.
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: Cheetor (BW,BM)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1203 |
Hits: 664 |
Published: 11/09/04 |
Updated: 11/09/04
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Rated: G •
Summary: On Beast Wars-era Cybertron, two Predacon explorers discover the truth of the Golden Disk, back in the days of the Decepticons!
Categories: Beast Machines,
Generation One,
Beast Wars
Characters: None
Genre: DramaLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 6031 |
Hits: 634 |
Published: 24/12/03 |
Updated: 24/12/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: Two well designed modes with colours that are surprisingly well suited make Obsidian a good toy for Vehicon fans.
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: Obsidian (BM, TFU)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 868 |
Hits: 861 |
Published: 02/03/05 |
Updated: 02/03/05
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