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15/01/04
15/01/04
For over three thousand years, I clawed my way up to the mouth of the pod. It took another three thousand years to get out of the darn thing. Ever since, I've been depressed and dejected. The only joys in my life come from writing and laughing at others. And I'm still laughing.
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Stories by Aaron_Bourque
Apprentice by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: Bludgeon begins his journey towards martial arts mastery.
Beast Machines by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: A fanfilk about Beast Machines, from Candlebox's "Cover Me"
Dinobot Otaku Rumba! by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •
Summary: I go temporarily insane as I contemplate a Japanese Beast Machines export, or at least the resulting accompanying manga. "He is Magmatron. Now he makes his appearance ... and Magmatron laughs the laugh that will be heard again."
Disciple by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: Bludgeon's world is expanded as he trains in various and disparate techniques, meets other warriors, and learns of the disipline that will change his life forever.
Enter The Omnibots by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: Jetwave's fourth tale. The Autobots mount a rescue mission for Jetwave, now taken to the hidden Deceptibase in the Rocky Mountains; but will they be be too late to save him from Megatron's and Rainmaker's revenge? And what secret agenda to the mysterious
Enter The Rainmaker by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: Before I was completely comfortable in my characterizations of the ol' fogies, I let my own creations, Jetwave, Rainmaker, and others, take center stage. Nowadays I wish I had just jumped in with both feet, but I don't regret the experience I got writing
Exit The Nightbird by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G • Summary: A sequel of the similarly titled cartoon episode.
Fighting In The Army by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: From "Living After Midnight" by Judas Priest, a Decepticon War Anthem.
Jetwave And The Dinobots by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: Jetwave's next tale. Still reeling from his loss of the spacebridge, Jetwave is ordered to lead the Dinobots on a mission to rescue the Aerialbots and his good pal, Flyzone. But they'll have to rethink their strategy when the Constructicons combine!
Master by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: How does one become a master of an art of Death, like Metallikato? Bludgeon finds out as he faces his most difficult opponent.
More Primal Than Primal by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: A soliloquy from Primal Prime, sung to the tune of White Zombie's "More Human Than Human."
Primus by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G • Summary: Unicron belts out a classic to the tune of Danzig's "Mother." Hey, give him a break, he's been wandering the cosmos since the creation of the universe, he's bound to wax melancholic . . .
Son Of Megatron by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •
Summary: The continuation of Jetwave's Tales. As Jetwave, Rainmaker, and the other new arrivals acclimate themselves to Earth, Megatron begins his new recruitment push, constructing an enormous war machine named Megaplex. Perhaps with Megaplex's help, the Earth-ba
Student by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: Before he became the best of the best . . . Bludgeon was among the worst of the worst.
Successor by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: Back at the present, Bludgeon faces his worst enemy, and comes to terms with the ugly side of the Art of Death.
Survival by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: The fifth and last extant Jetwave tale. A story of Jetwave and Rainmaker stuck on an asteroid, forced to team up for their own mutual Survival! Where did I get the title?
The Ally by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: For Doubledealer, things always seem to get much worse before they even begin to look like they're about to get better. And so we find him at the beginning of the second part of The Enemy Series captured by the Generation Two Decepticons, the Cybertronian
The Autobot by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: In the sixth section of The Enemy Series, plot points begin to come together, and the mysterious assailant mentioned in part 4 returns. Things have never looked more bleak for Doubledealer or Punch. But appearances are always deceiving in the world of Tra
The Decepticon by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: Some people think that seven is a lucky number, or at least has special signifigance, and thus it is that the seventh chapter in The Enemy Series is the most experimental in an experimental series. Foregoing long and intricate descriptions, I leave it all
The Duel by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: During the battle on Klo, Bludgeon meets an old adversary and reflects on his life as as a martial artist.
The Enemy by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G • Summary: Doubledealer never got the respect he deserved: in the official fiction, he appeared once, starring in a 10-page b&w Marvel UK tale. This from someone who, according to the wonderful checklist included with the toys, was meant to be Powermaster Optimus' D
The Insider by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: The third installment of The Enemy Series. Doubledealer gains an unlikely ally, and some new information about the less than desirable aspects of nucleon comes to light. Next stop: Cybertron!
The Legend by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: This ninth, the last, the longest (and hopefully the best) installment of The Enemy Series. The Generation Two Decepticons, the Cybertronian Empire, the Vehicons, have returned to Cybertron, and so has Emperor Bludgeon and his doomsday weapon. Doubledeale
The Machine by Aaron_Bourque
Rated: G •Summary: The fifth piece of the grand tapestry that is The Enemy Series. Doubledealer begins to infiltrate the Autobot heirarchy, starting as a lowly intelligence agent, but he's sure he'll rise high. Especially in the inevitable conflicts to come.