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14/11/02
Hey, Amber here. Crazy stories just about sums me up. Hope you get a laugh, or two. If not, throw a tomato - I'm a big girl, I can handle it.
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Rated: G •
Summary: Megatron’s come up with something that humanity can’t resist (if you think this is a serious fanfic, you’re going to be sadly disappointed!)
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: ComedyLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1567 |
Hits: 1866 |
Published: 29/03/03 |
Updated: 29/03/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: Ultra Magnus is forced to watch a dying Optimus, who declares him as the new bearer of the Matrix.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: DramaLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1228 |
Hits: 1430 |
Published: 03/04/03 |
Updated: 03/04/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: When Starscream comes on the scene, Crash soon realizes her twin's true intentions, much to her annoyance.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: ComedyLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2602 |
Hits: 970 |
Published: 19/04/03 |
Updated: 19/04/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: A revised version of a religious verse using the Transformers.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: DramaLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 231 |
Hits: 815 |
Published: 19/04/03 |
Updated: 19/04/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: A mysterious entity is stalking Optimus Prime... and he could not be happier about it. The kicker is, he has no idea why.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: ComedyLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 6607 |
Hits: 1247 |
Published: 27/04/03 |
Updated: 27/04/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: Filk. Parody of Stan Bush's "The Touch", as applied to coffee. Blame Goktimus for this one, he put the idea in my head.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Song ParodyLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 191 |
Hits: 671 |
Published: 20/05/03 |
Updated: 20/05/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: The Maximals and Predacon's wacky parents go to Parent/Teacher Interviews.
Categories: Beast Wars
Characters: None
Genre: ComedyLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1741 |
Hits: 1537 |
Published: 31/05/03 |
Updated: 31/05/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: The Transformer race has, for millennia, been discussed and argued by many a Cybertronian historian, Philosopher and Academic. Due to the turbulent nature of Cybertronian history, factual evidence concerning its past is scarce. One notable Decepticon Hi
Categories: Beast Wars,
Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: EssayLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 21204 |
Hits: 3567 |
Published: 05/06/03 |
Updated: 05/06/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: *Based on the 'Transformer Babies series' by Crazomatic.* The Beast Wars characters are in kindergarden and with these guys in the same class along with Scorpinok trying to get Inferno to stop calling Megatron his queen, this story will probably be a livi
Categories: Beast Wars
Characters: None
Genre: ComedyLocation: Library
Series: Beast Wars: Kindergarden
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 888 |
Hits: 1310 |
Published: 12/06/03 |
Updated: 12/06/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: Rhinox, Depth Charge and DinoBot are roaming the halls alone, Rattrap and Air Razor and chasing Tigatron, Silverbolt's become Quickstrike's slave and the other Predacons are fighting. Where the heck is Teacher-Bot???
Categories: Beast Wars
Characters: None
Genre: ComedyLocation: Library
Series: Beast Wars: Kindergarden
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 986 |
Hits: 813 |
Published: 16/07/03 |
Updated: 16/07/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: All Soundwave wanted to learn was what 'Project Metroplex' was. Unfortunately, he learns more than he ever wanted to know when he uses his telepathic powers against the Autobots.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: ComedyLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2637 |
Hits: 1506 |
Published: 30/07/03 |
Updated: 30/07/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: Pepper seizes the chance to talk about herself. Ego? Me? Naaaaah...
Categories: Interviews >
Author Interviews
Characters: None
Genre: Author InterviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2269 |
Hits: 687 |
Published: 22/09/03 |
Updated: 22/09/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: Ever wondered what kind of game Megatron likes to play? Well he told me and your going to be surprised.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Wheelie (G1)
Genre: ComedyLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 650 |
Hits: 714 |
Published: 02/10/03 |
Updated: 09/05/06
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Rated: G •
Summary: Galvatron belts out a tune similar to 5 for Fighting's superman.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Song ParodyLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 154 |
Hits: 635 |
Published: 05/10/03 |
Updated: 05/10/03
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Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed
Date: 07/10/03
Title: Chapter 1: Galvatron's Song
That was cute, I liked it!
Rated: G •
Summary: Am I supposed to write a summary of an author interview? How odd... Well, if so, this is All About Me. Go me. :)
Categories: Interviews >
Author Interviews
Characters: None
Genre: Author InterviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2404 |
Hits: 1081 |
Published: 27/10/03 |
Updated: 27/10/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: Sideswipe is sent on a mission by Optimus Prime to find out what the Matrix is for. Nobody's quite sure yet. Bad things happen.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: ComedyLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1791 |
Hits: 860 |
Published: 05/11/03 |
Updated: 05/11/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: A Usenet tale of Brawn's many lives. Written in 1997.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: ComedyLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 499 |
Hits: 883 |
Published: 05/11/03 |
Updated: 05/11/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: As told by Optimus Prime-in his own words-to Rusti, a bed time story about a little fairy who falls out of his nest.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: ComedyLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1441 |
Hits: 671 |
Published: 09/12/03 |
Updated: 09/12/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: A bed-time story as told by Optimus about a donkey, a Tigger and a tiny metal bug with wings and an attitude problem.
Categories: Generation One,
Crossovers >
Winnie the Pooh
Characters: None
Genre: ComedyLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1767 |
Hits: 838 |
Published: 09/12/03 |
Updated: 09/12/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: The warping of a holiday classic into transformer mythos.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: ComedyLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1274 |
Hits: 1218 |
Published: 13/12/03 |
Updated: 13/12/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: My buddy Eeklipzar came up with this little parody of the song "Roxie" from the movie "Chicago", and he takes full responsibility for this! Original lyrics by Fredd Ebb, and original music by John Kander. Used without permission. Hasbro, Takara, etc. o
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Song ParodyLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 480 |
Hits: 658 |
Published: 14/01/04 |
Updated: 14/01/04
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Rated: G •
Summary: Twenty-one Transformers are turned human by the power released from the explosion of a mysterious meteorite and desperately try to find a way to restore their true forms. Set in early Season II. Written for Dogcatcher's Transformers-as-Humans contest.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: DramaLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 34595 |
Hits: 2204 |
Published: 16/04/04 |
Updated: 16/04/04
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Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed
Date: 26/08/11
Title: Chapter 1: Psychedelic Rainbow Crystal Transmogrification
I thought that your idea of turning the trailer into Deck the horse and Roller into a dog was awesome. Very nicely done, had lots of humor and was very interesting. A fun read, enjoyed it much!
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed
Date: 24/08/11
Title: Chapter 1: Policy of Truth Revelation
What a beautiful story, and then it ended, oh I wish I knew what he saw!! I could see all this happening, it was so moving and clear. Thanks for much for writing this, I loved the idea of Optimus having a secret he needed to visit - a dark wound deep in his spark that needed addressing.
Rated: G •
Summary: Yes, this is Rusti (not me) here in the rain with Optimus.
....But I can dream can't I ? ;)
This ia a glimpse into an as yet unpublished interlude that takes place directly after T L Arens' "Silent Scream".
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Monochrome IllustrationLocation: Gallery
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 0 |
Hits: 677 |
Published: 28/03/06 |
Updated: 28/03/06
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Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed
Date: 24/08/11
Title: Chapter 1: Touch
Wow, just wow!