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14/11/02




Hey, Amber here. Crazy stories just about sums me up. Hope you get a laugh, or two. If not, throw a tomato - I'm a big girl, I can handle it.


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The Plan That Worked by Lady_Dementia

Rated: G • starstarstarstar
Summary: Megatron’s come up with something that humanity can’t resist (if you think this is a serious fanfic, you’re going to be sadly disappointed!)
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 29/03/03 Title: Chapter 1: The Plan That Worked

And Crazomatic read this and found it to be good. . . .VERY GOOD! ROTF! I was howling with laughter, you are amazing! This was pure magic, clever, and fun. Oh MAN! I can't get enough of it, I'm absolutely addicted! My Favorite part: Then… “No,” Megatron decided firmly. “I will NOT have a Decepticon under MY command named Mr. Coffee.” HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!! Oh, you are the best! I bow before you!



Next in Line by TigerStar

Rated: G • starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary: Ultra Magnus is forced to watch a dying Optimus, who declares him as the new bearer of the Matrix.
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 05/04/03 Title: Chapter 1: Next in Line

Oh man, I totally crying over here! That was awesome, and I felt like I was right there in the room watching all those painful events. Very, very good (wipes tear) Thank you!



Trouble by Flicker

Rated: G • starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary: When Starscream comes on the scene, Crash soon realizes her twin's true intentions, much to her annoyance.
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 24/04/03 Title: Chapter 1: Trouble

Great job Flicker, another winner! :)



Verse From the Book of Transformers by Flicker

Rated: G • starstarstarstar
Summary: A revised version of a religious verse using the Transformers.
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 20/04/03 Title: Chapter 1: Verse From the Book of Transformers

Great job Flicker! This is a very good piece, for one thing, it was an expression of story telling not found often here (which is refreshing and creative). I really liked the poetry typed style it was set in, and it opens the door to creative thinking outside the traditional style (which I LOVE). I really enjoyed this, it was mystical to me, and I liked it. Thank you!



The Glomper Ninjas by peppermintwind

Rated: G • starstarstarstar
Summary: A mysterious entity is stalking Optimus Prime... and he could not be happier about it. The kicker is, he has no idea why.
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 28/04/03 Title: Chapter 1: The Glomper Ninjas

Oh, I am crying with laughter over here. That was one "dam" good read, I loved it. I was craking up from the start to the end, very very good work. My favorite part: I want all the dam energy in this dam facility, do you hear me?” Meggy is so funny! I love seeing Prime have fun once and awhile (even it is from the warm fuzzy girls). Tetris? Man, been awhile since that's been around. Heh, thank you!



Filk - You Got The Coffee by squirrel27

Rated: G • starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary: Filk. Parody of Stan Bush's "The Touch", as applied to coffee. Blame Goktimus for this one, he put the idea in my head.
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 24/05/03 Title: Chapter 1: Filk - You Got The Coffee

Oh gods, that was great! I cracked up from the first verse to the end. Loved it! Now I have got it stuck in my head, heh.



Beast Wars Parent-Teacher Interview by WickedWoman

Rated: G • starstarstarstar
Summary: The Maximals and Predacon's wacky parents go to Parent/Teacher Interviews.
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 11/06/03 Title: Chapter 1: Beast Wars Parent-Teacher Interview

Oh my goodness! This is so funny! I was cracking up through the whole thing! My favorite part was the principal yelling at Optimus: You need to stop doing crazy things. Jumping out a window to get the attendance, jumping on the playground equipment just to get away from bullies, although I appreciate that you not fighting on school property, and you need to stop thinking up plans to get everyone in order. Those are some of the crazy things you do Buahahahah! That was hilarious, you can kimd of see Optimus doing that! This was so clever, I love TF done as youngsters! Well done, got a great laugh!



The Unofficial Transformer Glossary (Unabridged) by Primal-Convoy

Rated: G • starstarstarstar
Summary: The Transformer race has, for millennia, been discussed and argued by many a Cybertronian historian, Philosopher and Academic. Due to the turbulent nature of Cybertronian history, factual evidence concerning its past is scarce. One notable Decepticon Hi
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 07/06/03 Title: Chapter 1: The Unofficial Transformer Glossary (Unabridged)

Wow, an extensive knowledge base of history and facts. I learned a lot. Thank you for doing your homework! Excellent work.



Beast Wars: Kindergarden by WickedWoman

Rated: G • starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary: *Based on the 'Transformer Babies series' by Crazomatic.* The Beast Wars characters are in kindergarden and with these guys in the same class along with Scorpinok trying to get Inferno to stop calling Megatron his queen, this story will probably be a livi
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 18/07/03 Title: Chapter 1: Beast Wars: Kindergarden

Yeah, it was used with permission, lol! Great job Wicked, a great spin off of the babies done up in Beast War Mode. I loved it!



Beast Wars: Will The Author Stop Torturing Us? by WickedWoman

Rated: G • starstarstarstar
Summary: Rhinox, Depth Charge and DinoBot are roaming the halls alone, Rattrap and Air Razor and chasing Tigatron, Silverbolt's become Quickstrike's slave and the other Predacons are fighting. Where the heck is Teacher-Bot???
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 18/07/03 Title: Chapter 1: Beast Wars: Will The Author Stop Torturing Us?

Awww, I just love this so much. I crack up every time. I love what you've written so far, so funny and so cute. What's gonna happen next? ^_^



Music In Your Mind by Flicker

Rated: G • starstarstarstar
Summary: All Soundwave wanted to learn was what 'Project Metroplex' was. Unfortunately, he learns more than he ever wanted to know when he uses his telepathic powers against the Autobots.
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 31/07/03 Title: Chapter 1: Music In Your Mind

Okay, yeah I'm biased, I got to read the fic first and made some corrections, and still as I read it again I think it is a hilarious story. Great job Flicker! *puts up two thumbs*



Peppermintwind's Author Interview by peppermintwind

Rated: G • starstarstarstarstar
Summary: Pepper seizes the chance to talk about herself. Ego? Me? Naaaaah...
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 23/09/03 Title: Chapter 1: Peppermintwind's Author Interview

Great interview from a colorful and funny author!



Megatron's Game by Angelwings

Rated: G • starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary: Ever wondered what kind of game Megatron likes to play? Well he told me and your going to be surprised.
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 07/10/03 Title: Chapter 1: Megatron's Game Chapter 1

Oh, this was great! Loved it.



Galvatron's Song by Shirogoshi

Rated: G • starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary: Galvatron belts out a tune similar to 5 for Fighting's superman.
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 07/10/03 Title: Chapter 1: Galvatron's Song

That was cute, I liked it!



Shirogoshi Author Interview by Shirogoshi

Rated: G • starstarstarstarstar
Summary: Shirogoshi gives us an insight on his crazy mind.
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 16/10/03 Title: Chapter 1: Shirogoshi Author Interview

Awww, I am just blushing over here! You are thoughtful and creative and any fics made by you are sure to be a succcess! Keep those stories coming, you're great! :D



Nightwind's Amazing Author Interview by Nightwind

Rated: G • starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary: Am I supposed to write a summary of an author interview? How odd... Well, if so, this is All About Me. Go me. :)
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 28/10/03 Title: Chapter 1: Nightwind's Amazing Author Interview

Yah, another interview by Nightwind! I agree, Rob Jung is fantastic. Thanks for the update on your interview.



Sideswipe's Excellent Adventure by ItsWalky

Rated: G • starstarstarstarstar
Summary: Sideswipe is sent on a mission by Optimus Prime to find out what the Matrix is for. Nobody's quite sure yet. Bad things happen.
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 05/11/03 Title: Chapter 1: Sideswipe's Excellent Adventure

This was absolutely hilarious, I just loved it. Your comedy is perfect. It was written so long ago and now we get to read it, and what a treat. Please hurry and finish the story, because it is fantastic so far and is worthy of being on the top submissions list. I smell a classic over here! I always knew Megs was color blind, LOL!



Brawn: The TF That Wouldn't Die. And Die. And Die. by ItsWalky

Rated: G • starstarstarstarstar
Summary: A Usenet tale of Brawn's many lives. Written in 1997.
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 05/11/03 Title: Chapter 1: Brawn: The TF That Wouldn't Die. And Die. And Die.

Oh, this was so funny. Thank you for the bout of giddy laughter, loved that!



Little Fairy Screamer by T_L_Arens

Rated: G • starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary: As told by Optimus Prime-in his own words-to Rusti, a bed time story about a little fairy who falls out of his nest.
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 11/12/03 Title: Chapter 1: Little Fairy Screamer

From the outskirts of colorful and creative writing, I loved it.



Bug Bites by T_L_Arens

Rated: G • starstarstarstarstar
Summary: A bed-time story as told by Optimus about a donkey, a Tigger and a tiny metal bug with wings and an attitude problem.
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 11/12/03 Title: Chapter 1: Bug Bites

I laughed, giggled, and hooted my way all through this fanfic. How extremely clever two blend Winnie The Pooh and Transformers together. Bonus points from me for including Eeyore in it, love him. This was Megatron's very own 'Alice in Wonderland' experience, and it was very funny to get the mental pictures of this witty fic in my head. Very very good, can't wait to read the next one.



How Megatron Stole Christmas by GenesisGrey

Rated: G • starstarstar
Summary: The warping of a holiday classic into transformer mythos.
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 15/12/03 Title: Chapter 1: How Megatron Stole Christmas

This was absolutely fantastic. You are so smart and clever to come up with something like this. I stand up and applaud you. Great job!



Starscream: The Parody by Arashi

Rated: G • starstarstarstarstar
Summary: My buddy Eeklipzar came up with this little parody of the song "Roxie" from the movie "Chicago", and he takes full responsibility for this! Original lyrics by Fredd Ebb, and original music by John Kander. Used without permission. Hasbro, Takara, etc. o
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 15/01/04 Title: Chapter 1: Starscream: The Parody

That was great!



Psychedelic Rainbow Crystal Transmogrification by Kevona

Rated: G • starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary: Twenty-one Transformers are turned human by the power released from the explosion of a mysterious meteorite and desperately try to find a way to restore their true forms. Set in early Season II. Written for Dogcatcher's Transformers-as-Humans contest.
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed
Date: 26/08/11 Title: Chapter 1: Psychedelic Rainbow Crystal Transmogrification

I thought that your idea of turning the trailer into Deck the horse and Roller into a dog was awesome.  Very nicely done, had lots of humor and was very interesting.  A fun read, enjoyed it much!



Policy of Truth by Hunter

Rated: G • starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary: *In war, the first casualty.. is the truth.* Optimus returns to a life and world where truth can be a deadly possession..
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed
Date: 24/08/11 Title: Chapter 1: Policy of Truth Revelation

What a beautiful story, and then it ended, oh I wish I knew what he saw!! I could see all this happening, it was so moving and clear.  Thanks for much for writing this, I loved the idea of Optimus having a secret he needed to visit - a dark wound deep in his spark that needed addressing. 



Touch by Hunter

Rated: G • starstarstarstarstar
Summary: Yes, this is Rusti (not me) here in the rain with Optimus. ....But I can dream can't I ? ;) This ia a glimpse into an as yet unpublished interlude that takes place directly after T L Arens' "Silent Scream".
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed
Date: 24/08/11 Title: Chapter 1: Touch

Wow, just wow!