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Real name: Crazomatic
Member Since: 14/11/02
Membership Status: Member

Gender: Female
Hey, Amber here. Crazy stories just about sums me up. Hope you get a laugh, or two. If not, throw a tomato - I'm a big girl, I can handle it.
 
Reviews by Crazomatic
The Decepticon cassettes discover that some energon is for the birds...and not Laserbeak! ;-) This fanfic was featured in the Botcon 98 Soundwave magazine and rated equal fourth in the Trannie 2000 Awards for Best Comedy Fanfic Ever.

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Comedy
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2334 - Hits: 4828
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/04/00 - Last Updated: 11/08/04
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star star
Date: 24/05/03 Title: Chapter 1: Energon Tasting

No wonder this is an award winner! LMAO! This was so well written and extremely clever. Your comedic timing is flawless. Excellent, excellent, excellent.

What is Soundwave's room like? .

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Tech Spec
Location: Library

Series: Tribute to Soundwave
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 436 - Hits: 847
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star
Date: 06/04/03 Title: Chapter 1: Soundwave's Earthbase Quarters

You know? It wouldn't surprise me at all to find out that Soudwave's room looks just like this. This is cute, he probably DOES like to just kick back when in his room. I like it!

A group of humans petition for the release of Cybertronian technology to help solve Earth's problems, and Megatron sees an opportunity to be exploited.

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 11625 - Hits: 1032
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star star
Date: 08/02/03 Title: Chapter 1: Prometheus

Hey Rob! This is a fantastic story. It is just how I remember, and the detail! Your writing is a pleasure to read, and I love every story you produce. I am happy that you have such an extensive knowledge of TF and take the time out to write stories like this, it's great. Your insights into this universe is appreciated!

On a quiet day at the Ark, the Dinobots decide to go out for a simple(?) game of tag.

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5438 - Hits: 1701
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star star
Date: 21/01/03 Title: Chapter 1: Tag

Hey! This is the best fic about Dinobots I have ever read. Your detail and descriptions of your surroundings, and how you lead people into the story is supurb. I loved how believable the characters were. This story had a great point, was hightly introspective, and well worth the read. I am so happy you decided to write it. I plan on reading your other stories now, because this one was terrific! GREAT JOB!

Major events touch the lives of several key members of the Transformers mythos. 

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Quickstrike (BW)
Genre: Romance and Adventure
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 8767 - Hits: 1215
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star star
Date: 21/01/03 Title: Chapter 1: Milestones

Rob Rob Rob, Once again, a fantastic story. I was florred by it.My favorite part was the bittersweet ending of Optimus and Alita. It was SOOOOOOO good. We also get a chance to look at Spike and carly's wedding, which is refreshing. How neat to see Chip too! GREAT JOB!

Rob writes about Transformers fanfic.

Rated: G
Categories: Interviews > Author Interviews
Characters: None
Genre: Author Interview
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1054 - Hits: 937
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star star
Date: 21/01/03 Title: Chapter 1: Rob Jung's Author Interview

Your one of the best damn authors in here!

Hot Rod tries to cheer up Optimus Prime with some surprise practical jokes. But how many jokes can Optimus take?

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Comedy
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5355 - Hits: 2166
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star
Date: 14/11/02 Title: Chapter 1: Surprise

You are extremely funny and a girted writer, great job!

Nightwind writes about Transformers fanfic.

Rated: G
Categories: Interviews > Author Interviews
Characters: None
Genre: Author Interview
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2456 - Hits: 1279
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star star
Date: 06/04/03 Title: Chapter 1: Nightwind's Author Interview

Nightwind, you are a fantastic author. I love your introspective, haunting, and colorful works you produce. You make me think, laugh, and wonder. BRAVO TO YOU!

What Starscream does in his spare time!

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Comedy
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 232 - Hits: 2036
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star star
Date: 14/11/02 Title: Chapter 1: Practice Makes Perfect

That was extremely clever and very funny! I could easily see Screamer pulling that off in a mirror. Good job!

It's spring cleaning day at the Autobot Ark and Deceptibase, and all stains must be terminated - no matter what the cost!

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Wars, Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Comedy
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4720 - Hits: 1635
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star star
Date: 15/06/03 Title: Chapter 1: Spring Cleaning

This was so hilarious! My favorite part was Megatron getting on the floor scrubing in an apron and swearing. "What are you doing with nail polish?" (looks at Starscream) "Never mind." ROTF! The Autobot Soap of Cleaning (the precious soap, that ultimate weapon of cleaning) I can't tell you have ingenious you have to be to come up with something like this, it is both funny and clever. Vac-o-tron, man, I can't stop smiling! Both authors get two thumbs up from me! A MUST read for those who need a great laugh! :)

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Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genre: None
Location: None

Series: Untitled series, Daria, Ionia , Aurora, Anna, ASWS, Aurora
Chapters: 0
Wordcount: 0 - Hits: 0
Complete?: No - Published: 31/12/69 - Last Updated: 31/12/69
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star star
Date: 31/01/03 Title: None

Tina! That was hilarious! I am so glad you decided to write this! My favorite part was the Decepticons taking about Galvatron, that was great! Hey, you had over one thousand hits and I'm the only one who wrote anything? These people must be mad! This is soooooo good, I want to read all your other stuff too. Great job!

Tut explains why she prefers the Decepticons to the Autobots.

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Essay
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1905 - Hits: 1444
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star star
Date: 27/02/03 Title: Chapter 1: But Why Do You Like The Bad Guys?

Wow Tut! What a fantastic essay! I love the Autobots, and I wondered why there were so many Decepticon fans here, and your essay helped me learn a lot. Thank you! My favorite part: "These three characters have shown me that it's okay to feel anger, to have ambition, and to stand firm in the face of abuse." My hope is that you always stay true to who you really are, otherwise we wouldn't have such a fantastic author named Tut here today! I think Starscream would be very proud of you. Great job!

Tut defends the Decepticons' most powerful adversary -- Optimus Prime.

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Essay
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2106 - Hits: 2246
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star star
Date: 12/01/03 Title: Chapter 1: A Rejected Hero

Tut, This was a well thought out essay, and I really enjoyed reading it. You have it all figured out to a science, which is sorta scary, but also intriging Hee hee! I wonder about the Optimus/Megatron battle in TF Movie. Was he really bound by honor at that point? I personaly don't think Prime saw the weapon. I think though that he would have caught it in time and would have blown away Megs (if of course you know who hadn't appeared). It is fun to think that he delayed by some sort of pity or something. Cause if Megs was gone, who would he fight? He'd be left pumping gas at Arco, HA HA HA! Loved the story of hope too, damn, what influence he had, huh? I too was pretty upset at his passing. But, thank God he's back! Anyway, great job again! Well worth the read. Crazomatic!

Phantom writes about Transformers fanfic.

Rated: G
Categories: Interviews > Author Interviews
Characters: None
Genre: Author Interview
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1575 - Hits: 956
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star star
Date: 02/01/03 Title: Chapter 1: Phantom's Author Interview

By far you are a gifted author! Keep writing!

Scott Kampa discusses his favourite Autobot leader.

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Essay
Location: Library

Series: Prisoners Of War
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1340 - Hits: 1503
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star
Date: 24/11/02 Title: Chapter 1: Rodimus Prime

Why is Optimus set apart from the Autobots? Because he's seen so many of his friends die throughtout time in an endless war. Don't worry, when Roddy sees more of his friends blown to bits, and then get blamed for every failure, he'll start to set himself apart as well. He might seem like such an average Joe to all now, but he's young, and over time he will naturally separate. Optimus (Orion) was once a simple doc worker who had a best friend and a girlfrined. In his youth, he was an average Joe also. Lets not forget that.

featured story Nightwind writes: Did recognizing echoes of myself in a pathetic, abused cartoon character have anything to do with how I found the resolve to break free from an abusive relationship? Honestly, I don't know. When all is said and done, I suppose that it co

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Megatron (G1,G2,MW), Starscream (G1,G2,BW,MW,RM)
Genre: Essay
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4431 - Hits: 3814
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star star
Date: 27/02/03 Title: Chapter 1: Me And Starscream

Oh Nightwind! This fic was pure magic! This story is honest, truthful, well thought out, extremely enthrallng, and I am SO glad you wrote this. My word, you have Megatron and Starscream figured out perfectly, and I believe that anybody who reads this will learn a thing or two about the dynamics of abuse. You have grown tremedously to have such insight like this, bless you! In your pain, you have given us readers a great gift, and I'm grateful. Gosh! I don't think I'll ever look at those two the same again! To me, I find the humor, but to you, you find the lessons, which is equally important. Great job on this exceptional piece, it's my favorite!

Ivy writes about her experiences with Transformers fanfic.

Rated: G
Categories: Interviews > Author Interviews
Characters: None
Genre: Author Interview
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1761 - Hits: 1072
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/01/00 - Last Updated: 01/01/00
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star star
Date: 28/11/03 Title: Chapter 1: Ivy Bohnlein's Author Interview

Thoughtful, honest, and complete, I think this interview was great. Thank you.

Thundercracker defects to the Autobots but only finds disillusionment. (Now with new material by the author).

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 20863 - Hits: 3477
Complete?: Yes - Published: 17/04/03 - Last Updated: 17/04/03
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star star
Date: 05/05/03 Title: Chapter 1: Coming Clean

You know what? I really, really enjoyed this. I had a lot of fun delving into this universe you created, it was very different and I loved it a lot. The one thing that surpised me was Rachet saying the F word, but other than that, I liked your interpretation a lot. I was secretly hoping that Thundercracker could stay, but then it wouldn't have made any sense if he did. The secret plot against him was great, it really surprised me, I went, "Whow! Sunstreaker?" But I can see realistically why they would want to pull that off. It makes sense to me that they would harbor this hate for him, they are not beyond that, after all. Again, I really enjoyed this, you put a lot of thought into this and it made a great read. Thank you! Hope you seriously concider bringing more revelation to Thundercraker in a future fic (if you get inspired). I will be the first to jump on it!

Optimus tries to read Daniel a bedtime story, but finds the book he has picked up wasn't written for children. A bit naughty but funny!

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Comedy
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 387 - Hits: 1952
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star half star
Date: 24/11/02 Title: Chapter 1: Optimus Tells A Children's Story

That was good! I liked it! You should write more like that!

CatsCradle wonders if Decepticons will ever be accepted on Earth

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3452 - Hits: 767
Complete?: Yes - Published: 22/12/01 - Last Updated: 22/12/01
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star half star
Date: 05/04/03 Title: Chapter 1: Playground

This was really heart warming and I enjoyed it a lot!

Ever wonder what might have happened if the events of Transformers: The Movie were different? Using the style of the Marvel Comics "What If..." Series, this is the story of a possible future if Hot Rod had not interfered with the battle between Optimus P

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 8371 - Hits: 1433
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/01/02 - Last Updated: 04/01/02
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star
Date: 17/05/03 Title: Chapter 1: TFTM: What if Hot Rod had not Gotten in the Way? Book I: Dawn of a New Age

I liked this story, but I am a huge Optimus fan, so how could I not, right? I wish that this was the way it had really happened. One thing thing that I didn't care for was the fact that you replaced Ultra Magnus' words with Optimus. He replaced Ultra Magnus, which wasn't very thrilling. There wasn't anything to see that was all that different from the movie until the ending, so I blew by most of the text, as I knew what was going to be said, as you had directly quoted from the movie 90% of the time. The predicability of the text was just that, predicable. Don't get me wrong, I liked your interprepation a lot, only I was hoping for more imagination on your part and less borrowing from the movie text.

Female Transformer Fans... or "femmes" as they sometimes get dubbed. I wrote this essay from my experiences with "femmes". Some more 'delicate' of femmes may be somewhat insulted...

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Essay
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2962 - Hits: 1425
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/06/02 - Last Updated: 06/06/02
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star star
Date: 20/01/03 Title: Chapter 1: Please Don’t Embarrass Us

Negare! Kudos to you! Your essay was perfect! I am sooooooo glad you voiced your opinion. I am so glad you are so bold and honest. I fit into real McCoy group and have had the same experience as you with group 2. Grrrrrr. One chick wrote a so-called serious story about Ultra Magnus and Optimus' sexual relationship, and asked me by request to review it. So, I did, and she flamed me because it wasn't the review she was looking for, then deleted the review altogether. Sheeze! This essay makes me soooooo happy! Thank you thank yo thank you! I'm appreciate your boldness! GREAT JOB!!!!!

Secret codes just aren't Rumble's and Frenzy's cup of tea...

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Comedy
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2347 - Hits: 2086
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/06/02 - Last Updated: 07/06/02
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star star
Date: 13/02/03 Title: Chapter 1: Lost Shaker Assault

Scott, Oh, that was great! Hilarious! Oh so fun! Very clever, thank you! Just who the hell is Jimmy? Hee hee! That was funny!

I'd always wondered how the Autobots took care of the last "Kremzeek" monster that popped out of Blaster at the end of the episode. Since they were in Tokyo, and Sailor Moon is in Tokyo, I thought maybe the Sailor Scouts could lend a hand...

Rated: G
Categories: Crossovers > Sailor Moon, Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1367 - Hits: 1609
Complete?: Yes - Published: 12/06/02 - Last Updated: 12/06/02
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star
Date: 15/12/02 Title: Chapter 1: Sequel to Kremzeek!

I liked your story, I could see it all in my mind as I read it. Sailor Moon and the Transformers, huh? Hee hee, very cute! Your story was believeable and so much like them! Great job! Can't wait to read more

The Autobots are about to discover that having a "Pure Heart" can lead to disaster...and only the Sailor Scouts can save them!

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One, Crossovers > Sailor Moon
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1788 - Hits: 2033
Complete?: Yes - Published: 14/06/02 - Last Updated: 14/06/02
Reviewer: Crazomatic Signed star star star star
Date: 15/12/02 Title: Chapter 1: The Pure Spark

Hee hee hee, so very cute! Once again, it was a great story!