AUTHOR COMMENT:
This is Blackarachnia's special rewritten version of "That Don't Impress Me Much" by the ever-so famous Shania Twain. Try to guess who she's singing about....

LEXICON COMMENT:
Many thanks to Rachel Walker who formatted this submission.

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VOCALS BY: Blackarachnia

I've known a few guys thought they were pretty smart.
And, yeah, they know how to take Bots apart.
You think you're pretty cool by the way you crawl,
You're a regular original, a know-it-all.

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special,
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else.

Okay, so you're a computer whiz.

That don't impress me much.
So you got the brain but have you got the touch?
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.
That don't impress me much.

I never knew a guy carried someone else's Spark,
A Spark that had fallen from outer space.
Now, Waspinator, you know that thing had lurked in the dark
And now that Starscream's here, evil's on your face.

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special,
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else.

Okay, so you've reincarnated Starscream.

That don't impress me much.
So you got the Spark but have you got the touch?
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.
That don't impress me much.

You're one of those guys who likes to burn all he sees.
You try to kill all nature, all the butterflies and trees.
You burn the Maxi's, yeah, you think you're tight.
C'mon 'Ferno tell me- you must be jokin', right?

Oh-oooh, you think you're special,
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else.

Okay, so you burn stuff.

That don't impress me much.
So you got the flame but have you got the touch?
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.

That don't impress me much.
So you think you're cool but have you got the touch?
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night.
That don't impress me much.

Okay, so what do you think you're Silverbolt or something.....

Whatever.

That don't impress me.

The End