Hey gang! Well, it's that time of year again to crack out the egg nog and tinsel the tree. This song parody came to me quite a while ago and has been sitting on the back burner until this time of year to be released. Oh yeah, and the song is literal, I REALLY want an Optimus for Christmas *gives pouty eyes to Hasbro* Enjoy!

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I want a great big Optimus for Christmas,

Only a great big Optimus will do,

I don't want a doll,

Or rinky Go-Bot toys,

I want a great big Optimus to play with and enjoy.

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I want a great big Optimus for Christmas,

I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?

He won't have to use, a dirty chimney flue,

Just cell phone Prime on Teletran-1

That's the easiest thing to do!

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I can see me now on Christmas morning,

Creeping down the stairs,

Oh what joy and what surprise,

When I open up my eyes,

To see the Autobot hero standing there!

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I want a great big Optimus for Christmas,

No crocodiles named Megatron-amesus,

I only likes Autobot-amusesus

And Optimus will surely like me too!

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Mom says that Optimus, might stomp on me but then. . . .

Teacher says that Prime is a Humanitarian!

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There's lots of room for him, in our two car garage,

I'll feed him there, and wash him there,

And give him his massage!

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I can see me now on Christmas morning,

Creeping down the stairs,

Oh what joy and what surprise,

When I open up my eyes,

To see the Autobot hero standing there!

And Optimus will surely love me too!

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Yup, I would love to have him all for myself. The fun we could have! Well, hope you got a laugh, drop me a quick review before saying good night and please have a terrific holiday season! Bye gang, Crazomatic!