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You are indeed an evi sick son of a retrorat, my dear, and you are just lucky that no one else was around to catch me dolphin-laughing my aft off! ^_^ As one who never gave a second thought to the poor twins during the cartoon (my optics were too often focused on certain black and whites who will remain designationless), it was a great fan of yours who first interested me in them, and it is you who have really openned my eyes to what wonderful characters these guys can really be. Besides, I love the role Prowl takes as doaty den-mother, harried father, and police parol officer all at once. ^_^ I'd tell you keep it up, but with so much insanity spilling over, I'm sure you don't need our encouragement. Thanks for a great, rollicking dolphin-laugh!
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As always, looking forward to more.
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I read this before a while back, and I had to read it again after Seeks and I quoted it during our phone call. Since I only have a short time at the moment -- not long enough to give a more thorough review -- how about I just give you the shorter, much-abridged version of my opinion? AHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! :D